Your friends have been warning you for months about this woman you're dating. They tell you not to stay with her.
You tell them that it's the best sex of your life. She's nurturing, loving and amazing.
Alright, maybe she loses it once in a while. Maybe when she drinks she has multiple personalities -- not just one, but three or four. Maybe she's just a little rambunctious and a little embarrassing at some of your office parties.
That's all okay, though, because you wake up every Saturday morning and she does things sexually that no one else has ever done before. She wears skimpy little outfits around the house all the time. If you have a rough day, she completely caters to you.
Then one time you disagree with her and have a little bit of an argument in which you contradict yourself about something. So she decides to sneak into your emails and reads them. When you catch her, she tells you she won't do it again and that she'll "be a good girl" from now on. She even uses that terminology to make you feel like you're the daddy -- the man in control -- and will say to you in a baby voice "Oh baby, I'll never snoop again. This is the first time I ever snooped."
I have heard that from these crazy women. The first time you've ever snooped? You're 32 years old, and you just decided today for the first time that you were going to snoop?
These crazy women will lie. They're never quite sure where they were during the day when you ask them. They manipulate.
If you don't have enough sex with them, they will give you a play-by-play report of what they did that afternoon with their vibrator. You think it's so cool. So you decide that you're going to break the "man law" and date this woman.
The "man law" is that you have sex with the crazies and marry the great ones. You don't marry the crazy ones, because that crazy woman is going to turn into the crazy mother of your children one day.
Despite the "man law," you make the decision to date her because the sex is so addicting. It's great getting hot text messages in the middle of the day when she decides to masturbate in her office while everyone was there.
You love this stuff. She's crazy, she's wild, she's fun, but she's insane.
So now your best friend has come to you and told you not to do it. Don't date this woman any more. Let me tell you what to do in this situation.
The crazy ones only get crazier with age. They don't get more mellow. Your life will be a life of great sex, but emotional instability.
Just wait until she's pregnant for nine months, and all the hormones are kicking in. Let me tell you, even the sane ones are insane when they're pregnant. Wait until she feels fat after pregnancy and you make one comment asking her if she is going to lose the weight. See what happens then.
The crazy ones are great to have sex with, but don't marry them. It's almost like when you're playing monopoly. You don't want that get out of jail free card with the crazy ones, you want to stay in jail.
Enjoy the sex, but think to yourself, "How stable is this woman going to be with the kids? How stable is she going to be once I move my way up the corporate ladder and we actually win the trip to Hawaii? Do I really want my wife to be topless at the company pool? Do I want her hitting on the other women at the office party?"
It might be hot right now that she's willing to do all these crazy things, including having her best friend over for a three-way. The problem is that if you marry this crazy woman you might lose out on a lot of other things in life -- sanity, promotions and stability.
Take some advice from a friend of mine who once married one of these crazy women. You can't just them -- 50% of what you own (and then some) will be in their pocket. Crazy women are irrational, and if you try to divorce them they get even and they'll take you for everything you're worth.
Welcome to adult adolescence -- the one where you need to choose between being with the sexual dynamo who is a crazy woman, and going out to find one who is just a little more mellow and a little more sane.
Author Info:
David Wygant a leading personal dating coach, dating advice professional and image-maker. For 20 years David Wygant has worked to earn the trust of American men and women looking to transform their love lives. David has a wealth of free dating advice available including free dating videos.
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